Silas: Judge, Executioner, Disciplinary. Some say I should be a "psychiatrist" - whatever that is - due to my nature of exploring one's psyche. I would inadvertently ruin them. I would rather walk amongst mortals than be someone who has to listen to the agony of others. I have gained many friends.
[[FC is Jack Davenport and Michael Buble because reasons.]]

papafury started following you

Mm.

And you are…?

wegotkangarooshere:

Nah, I’m sure they wouldn’t mind’t s’much.

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I’m great eye candy after all.

I’m not disputing with you on that subject.

wegotkangarooshere:

Clothes are such’a hassle.

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I jus’ want ta’ be naked all th’time.

I don’t think people would be appreciative of you flaunting yourself all the time.

I heard Jasper was having a hard time, so…

…Mm. I’ll be here. As always.

ghostinthecatalyst has entered the bakery

ghostinthecatalyst:

"Strawberry, or something with coffee?" Ghost asked. “Or maybe something you’d recommend to someone who’s rather simple in his tastes."

"I have coffee ice cream, yes." He smiled kindly, leaning on the counter. "Do you want any additives like nuts or sprinkles..? I have stuff like pop rocks as well."

(Source: silasthejudge)

ghostinthecatalyst has entered the bakery

ghostinthecatalyst:

"I dunno… what would you recommend? I usually don’t have sweets of any kind very much."

This man was rather strange looking. As usual though, “strange” was a rather subjective terms and what was “strange” to Ghost was becoming few and far between.

"Anything that tickles your fancy." He laughed loudly with a kind smile, fiddling with the scoop. "I make this stuff, so of course I like it all. It just depends on what you like.”

(Source: silasthejudge)

ghostinthecatalyst:

[Kaidan-mun is giving me updates about Kaidan and Vega’s strip poker game and I’m dying of laughter at work]

meanwhile i follow you on all the rp blogs

ghostinthecatalyst has entered the bakery

ghostinthecatalyst:

There was something popular about a Citadel shop that apparently had some very delicious ice cream. Ghost never had much of a sweet tooth, but he enjoyed some treats now and then.

Perhaps it was the sudden unplanned rise in temperature on the Citadel. It had probably been a while since any Citadel citizen had experienced anything like a heat wave. Ghost found it rather interesting, but only because he wasn’t dying in the heat.

So one very slow, boring day, Ghost ended up wandering past the shop that was well-known for its ice cream. He figured he might as well try it.

"I heard that you made some rather impressive ice cream," Ghost replied, smiling to the shopkeeper. He wondered briefly about the man’s teeth, noting that he seemed human other than the very non-human teeth.

Blinking his odd eyes, he nodded. “It took me a while, actually. But yes, I have some impressive ice cream. What flavor? And what additives?” He stepped over to the other side of the counter, taking a scoop down from a slot near his chest area, which would be around an average soldier’s height.

(Source: silasthejudge)

clintsarrows has entered the bakery

Purple. Or yellow. Hm. This man was both.

"Welcome to Silas’ sweets. What shall I get you?"

ghostinthecatalyst has entered the bakery

The Presidium had gotten highly active during the summer months. Some far off star was throwing off higher radiation and it was messing with the Citadel’s cooling systems, so a lot of patrons had come to Silas and his crew for help.

After many hours of trial and error, he had created the most wonderful ice cream. Both in dextro and levo.

But now this new guest perplexed him. Silas could see other people’s “soul energy”, but this man…

He didn’t have one.

"Welcome to Citadel Confections. What shall I get you?" When he spoke, the front rows of his sharp teeth were rather obvious.